I dont wanna freak you guys out but
The Lost Hero
The Son of Neptune
The Mark of Athena
The House of Hades
The Blois hella gayod of Olympus
Kieren Walker + not taking any of Simon’s shit
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
NOW I DO
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.
I’ve been saying this for YEARS.
U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today
apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5
WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE
uhhh dont you mean dissolve
IT COULD ERODE
as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve
IT COULD ERODE
I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions
like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on
how dare you sexualise female pain
Simulation of how inside Jupiter’s Red Eye would appear.
it looks like Olympus in Disney’s “Hercules” I love it ;_;